It's on its way!
I just got an email from Amazon dot com that bookbookbook, At Knit's End, by the fabulous Harlot herself, has been shipped! Shouts of Huzzah! (and all that...)
I can't wait!
...delusional knatterings of an insomniac knitter
I just got an email from Amazon dot com that bookbookbook, At Knit's End, by the fabulous Harlot herself, has been shipped! Shouts of Huzzah! (and all that...)
I can't wait!
Here are two boxes all taped and prettied up for a trip to the post office:
This is what's in the little box: Nancy's yarn and stitch markers, awarded for so graciously contributing to my very first contest...which she won. The Cascade 220 is wool, but it's still chilly up north....note the white stuff in the background. Yup. That's snow. On my lawn. Still.
This is Ashley's scarf (in the bigger box...it took up more room) knit up from some black mircofibre and something I found at Yarn Quest in Traverse City, called "Funny" by SandnesGarn (I'm guessing somewhere Norway-ish?) on size 13s. Ash doesn't knit yet, because she is a college student who will be modelling this summer, and is majoring in ?biology? I think, and does research, and is at the top of her class and has about 18 minutes in her day to actually sleep....but someday there could be knitting.... Ashley was dd's very best buddy when they were 5.
I am still waiting on the other entrants, Colleen, Marianne and Emy, to get in touch with me so I can send them their stitch markers as well. I'm prompt about sending stuff out, really I am. Give me an addy and I'll send you the stitch markers!
And now for something completely different:
The reason(s) I own a Dyson 'Animal' vacuum cleaner and use it every day...
I got up early today (6am. I have fibromyalgia and am awake until 2 or 3am most nights, so for me to be up at this time of morning is miraculous. Or insane. Or both.) It was chilly in the house and I found all four animals huddled in the living room just feet away from the woodstove, probably praying for someone to come make a fire. They all looked so cute I figured I'd take pictures and introduce them to my blog.
Blog, meet my animals. Pets, meet my blog. (Remember, I didn't get much sleep...sorry.)
This is Maggie. She is my third child. She was dumped (can you imagine anyone dumping puppies!?) in the woods near our home. Dh brought her home. I said she could stay until the shelter opened again on Monday. That was in April 1999.
Turns out the same people dumped 4 puppies in various spots around our township and all eventually found homes and were taken to the local vet, so we found out from him that she is 1/2 Basenji (barkless South African hound) and 1/2 Golden Lab. She's about 45 pounds of majorly spoiled puppy. She does bark (the Lab side) but when you wrestle with her, or when she's forbidden to bark, she yodels. Yep. Yodels. Sounds just like it. I was a cat person until Maggie came into my life. Once she's gone, there may never be another dog. But until that time, I am completely owned by this pooch.
This is Puff, short for Puffalump. She was named by a 5yo (dd) and is now almost 14 years old. She is not dead, contrary to the way the photo looks. Katy picked her out of a box in front of a Meijer's grocery store in 1991. Apparently the kittens had been abused. Dd was the only one who could touch her for many years. She hid under the bed for about 3 years. She was always strictly an indoor cat. Several years ago she began really pushing to go outside. Turns out she's a major mouser and has cleared the property of field mice, gophers, moles, shrews and all the other things that eat my gardens and wander through my kitchen drawers in the winter. For reasons we may never know, around about the same time she started to be affectionate. Perhaps there is a connection. Living in the country and running around outside has been very good for her. She's healthy and strong for her age.
(This next bit is PG-13 rated...a warning.)
When she was about 3 years old, and we had not yet had her spayed (I know....but she was an indoor cat) she was going through an almost constant heat. One day a friend came over to borrow some tools and saw Puff yowling and rubbing her fanny up against the wall. "What's up with her?" he inquired. I replied, "She needs a man!" Turned out he had a papered Himalayan, roughly 8 months old. We left them alone for an afternoon and came home to find them lying on one of the beds smoking a cigarette.(Just kidding....) Nine weeks later Puff had three of the largest kittens I have ever seen.
And this is one of them.
This is Timothy, now 9 years old. Timmy is the most ill-tempered animal I have ever had the displeasure to know. He costs me a fortune as he requires professional grooming every 8 weeks. He hates almost everyone. He weighs about 20 pounds and does NOT like to be picked up. He's actually ds's cat and spends his days sleeping on Nick's bed. When he decides to be lovey, there's no cat so delightful. So here he remains. There's more to his story, but for some other time.
Riley is the baby of the family, just 2 years old this month.
We acquired him to be given as a gift to a young friend who had recently lost her cat. This was a hush-hush sort of thing, where she knew we were going to 'surprise' her with a kitten, and assured us that her parents were perfectly okay with her having another cat. They were not. We were NOT well received and we and the kitten were summarily dismissed.
Katy decided that she needed a ginger cat, so I was conned into welcoming yet another animal in my very small house.
Curiously, Riley has wound up being dh's cat. He waits for Scott to come home from work and greets him at the door. He 'helps' him take a shower, pawing at the shower door trying to help dh 'escape' from the evil water. He talks! Lots...and loudly. He rises with the sun and wants everyone to be up with him (he's the real reason I wound up getting up at 6am today.)
There's my four-footed family. I was a condo dweller for years and never planned on having children or pets. Surprise!
And now I am going to finish the sleeves on my lovely blue sweater. While it's currently 61F here, we are anticipating snow flurries by Friday morning. This *is* northern Michigan, and it *is* only March, after all. And if I hurry, I will be wearing it by Friday. Actually. I hope.
"Unforgettable" by Nat King Cole and Natalie Cole.
This, apparently, was a clear mandate of the people as so many more than one suggested it. However, there can be but one grand prize winner, and that would be the one who suggested it first: Nancy! Email me with your snail mail addy and let me know a) Do you want the lovely ball of incredibly green and yellow Cascade 220? and b) How would you like your stitch markers? (That is NOT an improper question/suggestion! The small ones fit up to a size 6 needle, the medium ones fit up to a size 10 needle, and the large ones fit up to a size 17 needle.) Pick six...any six. Email me and I'll ship 'em off immediately!
Coming in second is dd's friend Ashley, a non-knitter (imagine!) to whom will be winging this lovely scarf (as soon as it's finished) and yes, thanks, that is a hand-rolled center-pull ball. Changed my life (pre-ball winder) when I learned how to do that!
Third, with the same wonderful, unforgettable suggestion, was Colleen. Pick six and give me an address!
Not to be un-prized, Marianne, who came up with the bride's favorite song in the whole world (dh and she could only agree on one...this was second...) "My Girl"...pick six, dear, and give me an address!
And Emy, who suggested "Sway" which I have never heard, but after her description of it I will simply have to go download it...pick six...give me an addy.
Small contest, prizes for all!
Kimber, here are the Dulaan hats lined up and awaiting a box (or perhaps, for more to join them before they leave.) Everybody go visit Kimber's new blog! (please? And leave comments. It'll make her really happy!)
This has been fun. I've heard from a lot of people and gotten waaay more traffic than I might originally have (I'll admit it. It's discouraging to blog your heart out and then have no one read or comment. It's been such an up to hear from people whose blogs I've been reading for a long time.)
It's sunny here today and if the temp will rise above 40F it might melt some of the 18" of snow still all over the property (back in the woods there will likely be snow in some spots until May. It's actually waist-deep in places.)
Have a blessed day!
Just returned from Traverse City (60 miles away, where we go to do our "big" shopping since we have only a tiny grocery and no WalM*rt or anything here) where we bought lots of wedding stuff. Candles, wedding favor stuff, ribbon, silk flowers for the tossing bouquet, the bride's SHOES! Many and varied things and nothing from Border's except strong coffee for the ride home. The Harlot's book HAS NOT arrived there yet.
Lots to post, no time tonight, but I wanted to add something to the little father/daughter dance song contest cache (say that three times fast) I've been accumulating and can't wait to give out! Here, needing no introduction is: Cascade 220. Betcha never saw it in this color, eh? That's because I dyed it all by myself. Washed it in Eucalan so it smells sweet and stays colorfast. This will be the grand prize in addition to the stitch markers, unless of course, you actually hate this, which possibility exists...it's kinda retro, isn't it... I really wanna see someone do something fun with this. I have been having a blast dyeing wool...not as much fun as knitting, and much damper, but a blast nonetheless.
I'll post the winner on Monday morning and you can send me your snail mail addy so I can send off the goods.
The bride is consulting with the groom about all the music, so I need to get off the computer. He has just returned from a week of military exercises wherein he was essentially incommunicado, so they have a lot to say to each other and at great length (and schmooziness...
Have a blessed Resurrection Day!
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As promised, there will be photos today...as soon as I figure out how to work this stupid program. And a contest.
The contest first: As mentioned before, dd is getting married in July. Most Many of the details of the wedding are under control. One thing that hasn't been decided is this: After the bride and groom have their first dance, what song shall the bride and her father dance to?
Songs already rejected include but are not necessarily limited to: Molly Hatchet's "Flirtin' with Disaster", "The Macarena", "The Chicken Dance", anything by Cher or Boy George, "Butterfly Kisses," all country/western music... As a possible hint, the bride-to-be's taste runs toward early Frank Sinatra, anything swing, The Temptations and some Elvis. The reception will be at 8pm, and is NOT a sit-down dinner, at the behest of the bride. There will be dancing and waiter-served hors d'oeuvres and desserts, including the requisite chocolate fountain. It's all very '40s night-clubbish (sans alcohol.) The father of the bride has suggested "Can't Touch This," but the bride declined, indicating that the groom might be slightly intimidated.
The prize: This is where I talk about my new bad habit. See, I needed some of those stylish little stitch markers that look so trendy on the finest knitting needles in the finest blogs. I needed them. And so I bought them. Dh asked me why the heck I was buying these when I had on hand some of the very materials that these appear to be made from. "Why yes!" I thought to myself. There are indeed beads somewhere in this house, beads that I used in some earlier craftish incarnation. So I rushed right out to Michael's and spent a lot of money cautiously chose the few materials I needed to make stitch markers.
This brings us to the prize: a set of six markers (two of each size, several made by the bride herself) for the person who can come up with something bridezilla is willing to dance to.
So this contest will run until Sunday, March 28th, because on Monday the 29th, the bride meets with the music people to begin putting together the music for the whole shebang.
Realizing that this is a new blog and that my readership is still quite small, there could be other small prizes for anyone who has even the semblance of a good/acceptable suggestion...
Okay, that's the contest and the bad habit (which is actually a lot of fun...today the kids helped me and we called it 'Arts & Crafts') and...oh yeah...the pictures. I still haven't figured out the easy way to do it. I know it's not tough, but I just haven't gotten the hang of photo*bucket. However, here are a few things that've been finished for a while and I had no photos....so, herewith...
Photo #1: more playing with food coloring. Paton's wool, once white now...berry-ish.
Photo #2: Koigu wristers (my own adapted pattern) shown on the hands of the lovely bride-to-be (catch a glimpse of her rock in this one)
Photo #3: The gloriously beautiful shawl made of Fiesta's La Boheme
And that's all I can manage for tonight. Keep those cards and letters coming, folks, and help this poor bride avoid having dancing to something she despises, or Barenaked Ladies.
Hurry! Time's running out! ....Thanks!
After anguishing and driving poor Julie absolutely nuts about the problems I was having getting my code together (and no, that's not a euphemism, but now that I think about it, it could be
We're in the process of selling our business. Dh has gone to work for the company that's buying the assets of our company. No one's sleeping around here much as we're trying to pull 6 years of info and contracts together to be turned over this week. Additionally, dh has been working 10 hour days in the field and then coming home to pore over the desk for another 6 or 7 hours. Compound that with the stress of the temporary death of the computer and you can understand why we've been hoping for Xanax (or accountants and secretaries) to fall from the sky and land in our living room. I remind myself that this too shall pass...and then the bills will be paid and there will be peace (and more yarn.)
In knitting news, I spent two hours with three 12yo Girl Scouts and their leader this evening, teaching them the basics of the craft. From jump street. We even made the needles ourselves. They did well...at least it seemed that way. We'll see next week. Meantime, I emailed them all the website info I had on learning how to knit. They all appeared to be motivated, but in that way kids have, were horribly disappointed when they couldn't start making a scarf tonight. We're still working on casting on and knit stitch. And I'm still chuckling at the horrified looks they displayed when I told them to pull all the stitches off and cast on again. I think they were expecting the thing to morph into a sweater in their hands. All in times, ladies...
The lovely blue sweater has a finished front and back and 7" of two (count 'em! 2!) sleeves.
Predictably, it was not finished for the homeschool conference (during which I was sick as the proverbial dog but managed to sell 90% of my used curriculum, thereby putting yarn money in my pocket.) I'm hustling on it now as it was 40F here today. Can spring be far behind? (We had 5" of snow Saturday. Who am I kidding?)
Dd has started a sweater for her fiance. Although I know the bf sweater story, I can't bring myself to believe that there will be trouble here. She has a sizeable diamond on her finger and the groom is champing at the bit to get married. I think it'll be okay. The wedding's only 3.5 months away.Here's the fun button she made...
It will be okay, right...? I'm really proud of her. She's become a knitting addict, just like her dear old mum.
Tomorrow I will find time to figure out how to use a program that my kids use for posting photos to their online journals, and there will be pictures of many things...things I haven't even ever mentioned here...things I knitted before I knew there was blog! Things I wanna see on my computer screen! Beautiful knitty things! I promise!
Happy Spring!
I am so all about excited tonight! I just got an email telling me that I am the next contestant on "The Price is Right" JenLa's Interview! " C'mon down!" My 15 minutes of fame! (I suppose this depends on how well I can hold your interest in the answers to these questions... :::sigh::: I'm still very excited! Thanks, ladies!
So here's how it goes down:
Copied this directly off the (in)famous JenLa blog:
***The other day Domestigirl was doing this cool interactive thing with her readership. See, those of us who were interested in participating had to follow the few simple rules stated below, answer the individualized questions in our blog that she left for us on hers and then we pass it on. Makes sense? Anyhow, this is a way to get out of boring the hell out of all of you by taking 12 paragraphs to say 16 more rows on DSS and 4 painstaking inches on Mariah!, (oh, lookie there, I just did).
I actually had a yen to dye yarn somewhere around 11:30 last night. Doesn't this happen to everybody? Believe it or not, I used McCormick food coloring (the kind in the expensive little squeeze bottles that you pay $3.29 for 4 little .25oz bottles? You know the ones....) and since I had no vinegar in the house for mordant, but I *did* have ascorbic acid (vitamin C!) I put some of that in some water, threw some wool/mohair blend (Lana Gatto??? I don't remember) and started drizzling color mixed with a little water that I had put in one of those little medicine cups (the kind that come on top of a bottle of Robitussin, y'know...) and then I threw it into the microwave for about 4 minutes until it boiled. Let it sit until it was cool, then rinsed it out. Very scientific. It's gorgeous. I couldn't make this happen again if I worked day and night at it.
Orange you glad...?
I am We are all waiting anxiously for Stephanie's bookbookbook to ship. Seems like Amazon's just not as on the ball about it as they said they'd be (they keep saying it'll ship between 5March and 11March...and it's not shipped yet.) So while I was there, I had a little fun looking through the knitting books. I have a rather extensive collection...extensive enough that I donated a bunch of them to the local library. That does not, however, keep me from desiring more...and more...
So I made a Wishlist while I was there. It seems to come up under dh's name (Scott) but that did not in any way deter me from making the list, in spite of the fact that he wants more knitting books about as much as he'd like to have gum surgery. No matter. Those who love me know how obsessive I can be when something captures my fancy. And lest you think that this is a passing fancy, allow me to remind you that I am well into my second year as a serious knitter, and have half a dozen projects on the needles currently, as well as over 40 completed projects in the past year.
Enough. I'm more than half done up the front of my lovely blue sweater. I'd love to have it done before Friday. Unfortunately, I have some 125 books that have to be prepped, tagged and catalogued for check-in at the Homeschool Bookfair I'm heading downstate to attend this weekend. Lotsa luck, eh?
Off to knit fast.
This was interesting for me to complete as it forced me to think through a few things I hadn't given much consideration.
Do you knit using the English or Continental Method? I learned to knit using a modified English method. In reality, I've never seen anyone knit quite as I do. And then I read Annie Modesitt's book Confessions of a Knitting Heretic and discovered that I am actually mostly knitting in a Combined Method. Isn't it nice to be able to put a name to something? And to be able to tell people, "No, it's okay...it really works out for me, the way I knit. Look at the product, not the process!" And then I decided to teach myself traditional English and Continental so I could strand for fair isle. Confused? You bet I am.
How long ago did you learn to knit? My left-handed mama tried to teach me from the time I was about 8. She had little patience and being exceedingly left-dominant, hadn't the ability to see from my perspective to try to help me understand. I finally got the hang of it when I was 32, but only knit for a short while until I learned how to crochet. Something about the increased speed of production with crocheting caused me to put down my knitting for over 18 years. In November 2003, I spied a pair of handmade socks knit with Fortissima Colori. I was so entranced with the striping that I immediately went out and bought needles, pattern and yarn. I have not crocheted since.
Who taught you how? I taught myself, using some now-long-forgotten book.
What was your first FO? The first thing I made when I first learned to knit was a raglan top-down sweater for dh. No half-stepping for me! He still has it, but it's way too small. Prolly was back when I made it, too, but he was too kind to say so. In November 2003 my first FO was that pair of socks which still grace feet in this house.
Favorite yarn? Alpaca. Without question, alpaca. And in the #2 spot, Baby Cashmerino from Debbie Bliss. #3 would be Koigu. And then everything else soft and wooly. But not mohair. I have a real problem with mohair. Haven't yet found one soft enough to wrap around my neck without feeling as though I could scratch myself to death. I love the look, but the feel...I itch just thinking about it.
Favorite pattern you’ve knit so far? Anything socks, anything with cables. I love cables!
Favorite pattern source? No one source in particular. But Melissa Leapman's patterns seem to keep spinning off my needles, so perhaps...
Favorite needles? Circular—Addis in every size, and Brittany dpns.
Nicest thing you’ve ever knit: The alpaca Natalyas. No, the Baby Cashmerino layette set. No, the Natura pullover. No, the Koigu wristers. No.....
This is Riley and the Norma Dulaan hat in progress. Riley believes that any time yarn of any sort hits a horizontal surface, he is obligated to lay his furry body atop it, adding to its warmth and furry-ness. I, on the other hand believe that this will be taking a Eucalan bath before it leaves my possession.
This is the Dulaan in progress without Riley. Much easier to knit when he's somewhere else.
This is the completed hat. Made from double stranded Lamb's Pride worsted, it was fun and quick to make. Now viewing: side 1: is this the outside, or the inside?
Now viewing: side 2: other outside? or the other inside? I can't tell. Either way, it's cute!
Dd Kate wanted in on the Dulaan-ing, and so contributed: Baby Dulaan, a multicolored Encore baby-sized hat...
...aaaaand the stripe-y Dulaan hat, made from Lamb's Pride worsted and Mountain Colors and very warm and toasty.
After reading what Norma had to say about cold today, and having awakened to an outside temp of -18F myself, I purpose to knit more, and make sure the things I knit for this project are super cozy and warm. I cannot imagine being without warmth when I need/want it, can't imagine what it must be like to have to walk or work in that kind of cold all winter long. Warm. Thankful.
And the hard lesson? Well, I actually had this post totally composed and ready to roll yesterday, when I did something simple and stupid...hit the backspace...and the post wasn't saved. More than an hour of my time wasted. Aaaargh. I'm beginning to have a new appreciation for the frustration people have when they mention disappearing posts. I hereby promise myself to save the blasted thing in draft mode before exiting the page. Now let's hope I remember.
Found this in my email today. I don't usually do these things b/c I haven't the patience to do the cut'n'paste answer thingie. Dunno why it caught my fancy today except that I'm up after only 3.5 hours sleep and on my way to the hospital to have an ECG, and it seemed like the thing to do.
I wonder if I will ever understand the curious world of html. It doesn't hurt frustrates me terribly that I have so many computer literate (read: geniuses) in my family (read: people who actually make a living doing this stuff.) And though my sweet little brother spent at least 20 minutes trying to explain image hosting to me...I just can't grasp the concept... he, naturally, is in Florida, whilst I am in Michigan.
I need to see it done! I need to see a hands-on demonstration! I am a total ditz about this!
I'm going back to knitting Dulaan hats. Yarn is so much kinder.
I've been holding off on posting for several days trying to get all the computer programs back in place so that I can start posting photos. Naturally, when we lost all the information from 12/28 forward, everything I had taken pictures of all disappeared as well. Some of those items have found their way to their new homes and will be photographically lost to me forever, most likely. Ah, computerland.
Additionally, the program that I use to transfer pictures from my camera to the computer has gone missing, so all the new pics I managed to take are languishing on a little chip waiting to be transferred to the computer...someday.
Now see, I don't mind reading someone's blog that has miles and miles of writing (assuming it holds my interest) without too many pictures, but a) not too many people are as weird as I, and b) I am simply not that compelling a writer. So photos it must be. I've downloaded Picasa (a fabu program, if you haven't looked into it yet) and its Blogger interface, Hello. So why aren't the pictures imminently forthcoming? Well, it seems that Hello sends a confirming email to you before it'll let you play. I've been waiting 45 minutes almost two hours now for that email. I've tried it twice three five times. Double Triplechecked the email addy. Where the **** is my verifying email???
Okay, so when this alleged email shows up, I will begin inserting pictures...I hope.
Edited in later: found the photo thingie and finished the UPS guy's RAOK gloves...here's proof:
UPS guy gloves
Whoo Hoo!!!!